Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*
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OH MY FUCKING GOD
I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.
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Girl are you a girl because youre a girl
Changes girl to boy and thats basicly how i flirt.
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Ohhh grandmaa
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